The Skyscraper

9:54AM - We Are Electronically Assembled Here At Various Times In Various Places to Commemorate...

Dear Mutant Populous,

In the course of human events I have been required to severely execute actions which may or may not land me a totally sweet job with the school district... Bake me some cookies. Oooh ooh plus, plus ... well I don't actually know, but you owe me one and that's what. I can't stand the smell... ugh... Where are my candy bracelets? I simply must have my candy bracelets!

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